Happy Malentine’s Day! And were it not Malentine’s Day, this post would have been titled “Grill Hard 2: Grill Harder”, of course. Naturally. Can we all just take a second to appreciate how brilliant that tagline is? Die Hard 2: DIE HARDER. So good. I don’t know who came up with that, but for now I’ll just assume it was Renny Harlin. I’m not even joking, I love that tagline. “Electric Boogaloo” is the only thing that even comes close, in my opinion, and I honestly don’t know which one is better. Probably “Die Harder”.
Happy Belated Malentine’s Day! I know, I know, it’s a year late. You have my deepest apologies, and I hope you enjoy what I’ve finally cooked up for you: 1988’s Rambo III.
Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Flush!
I never know what I’m going to get with these, it’s like playing Russian Roulette with my eyes/common sense. Much like pre neck injury Peyton Manning I’m here for the big game. Much like his mouth breathing brother, I hope I show up for the clutch performance. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2015!
This year’s selection is the 2005 classic “Alone in the Dark”. I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that a video game?” Yes, yes it is, with the Bollerina it’s always a video game.
How do I…..Say goodbye….to what we had??
Part four is here and its all about the boyzzz! Cars will be raced, beers will be drunk and chrome domes will clash, so lets get started. We pick up on the gang keeping tabs on our man Hobbs. Hobbs seems to be in deep thought though. Perhaps wondering what he’s gonna do when his head inevitably grows too big for these types of portraits. Amputation is not an option.
It’s also not an option to say no to guest writing this post. Nick is here to shed some more light and extra turtle wax on those chrome domes. Get your sunglasses ready.
Part 3 greets us with a solitary unnamed henchman, let’s call him Burro Lips (Louis Gonzaga). He looks so lonely in this world of perfectly evenly spaced furniture, I sure hope a friend comes by to say hi.
Seems like you’re looking a little lonely there too, Nick- so your old pal christoph is stopping by to keep the tradition going and guest-write along with you.