“Ha HAAAAAAAAAAAA!” -Brian O’Conner
So we left off with Pierce a little swole about Brian macking on Monica. I mean, you know he was about to close in on that too. Always the white dude getting the spoils right?
Anyways, our boys still had a job to do: sort out these goons for their muscle cars. Looks like Mercutio and Paulie are trying to break their spirit.
Sticks and stones guys. Hug that shit out, you got this.
Paulie can’t believe his eyes. He’s got a nice little Moon Face going on here. That lighting is very flattering!
I don’t know which name is funnier, his character Carter Verone, or his real name: Cole Hauser. I think Cole Hauser wins. Either way he’s getting faux-cubano angry about his goons’ incompetence.
“Top of the morning to you gentleman!” -Roman Pierce
Reminiscing on days of ol’. That’s a pretty deep look from Pierce… They’ve got a big day coming up, are they ready?
You better believe it! I love the background handicap-able mug too. How do you describe that look? Nonplussed? Is he trying to understand the joke and “halfway get it” laugh? Awww… don’t feel left out big guy.
Rom (rebound Dom) was planning to include you all along!
“Got You!” -Roman Pierce
Meanwhile in Brian’s Hot-Rod, his accompanying goon saw red and thought he was a Hot-Dog.
“Ain’t nobody eating ME.”
“Yeah, stomp his ass out!”
“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta” Face.
Brace yourself, the final chase sequence will now begin:
“You ready for this!?”
“Hey man its not to late to reconsider our current situation. At this juncture we could still…”
Victory bump bump bump it up.
“We really bonded in this adventure”.
“And I got PAID!”
Grinning into the sunset. What could possible be in store for us in Volume 3: The Quest for More Toretto ?
One thought on “2 Bros 2 Curious: Rear Ending”
I just realized that there are no comments on any of the 2 Bros 2 Curious posts. That’s a shame, because these are by far among the funniest posts on this site. I think maybe it’s just because we’re laughing too hard. The bromance here runs THICK. There are so many shots where they’re looking into each others eyes. Smiling. That’s what kills me. That, and the subtitle for this last post- Rear Ending. That slays me every time I even think about it. Literally. I’m dying.
… but I’m gonna live.