A Very Hartnett Halloween

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The year is 1998, the day is Halloween and the movie is H20, it being 20 years after the first movie. Clever. Michael Myers has of course returned, but this time he’s brought with him the ability to cause some massive grillz.

As the heartthrob of the story, Hartnett naturally does things like sneak up behind his girl….
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….and impresses her by joking around in class.
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I’m pretty sure this only works in the movies.
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I should take this time to demonstrate Hartnett’s turrible hair.
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As Chris put it, “It looks like a bucket of water got dumped on his head”.
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Hartnett and his greasy friend should be ashamed.
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Surprise! Its J. Gordon Levitt and he does some decent work for the short amount of time he’s alive.
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This is the part where they force him to eat his brussel sprouts.
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But really he loves it, and I love it too.
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LL Grill J comes in to support with some subtle work. Kinda looks like a wax sculpture.
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Why ya gotta hit so hard man!?
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And lets not forget Mr. Brennen. He sounds exactly how he looks.
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Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
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Mr. Brennen likes to chew food whilst making out with Jamie Lee Curtis
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But it’s not all fun and games. Or is it? Mr. Brennen could either be scared to death, or having an orgasm.
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Lets not let that overshadow Jamie Lee Curtis’ excellent work.
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Her variety is limited, but what she got aint so bad.
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Let’s get back to the meat and potatoes.
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Hartnett is blown away as he looks in the mirror for the first time.
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whoa

Don’t worry, I didn’t forget you Mr. Myers
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Hartnett tries to fend off Michael’s attacks by making faces.
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Michael Myers is not impressed.
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I’m pretty sure I could fit my whole head in there.
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He’s looking a little bit like skeletor in this one.
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Grill J is so happy, he calls his grandmom to tell her the news.
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But wait! There’s more! I thought I’d include some bonus material because quite frankly, it needed to be done. Creed does the ending credits song and there’s an amazing music video to go along with it. Before we start please Click-Here for the full experience.

Stapp, you deserve full grill attention
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We’re just as confused as you are dude.
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Check out the mane!
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He’s not compensating for anything….
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So this is what a real douchebag party is like. A bunch of dudes dancing with no shirts on.
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Happy Halloween ya’lls. And thank you Hartnett.
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