You know it’s been too long when you need to reset your password.

As I sit here, listening to Nic Cage being dubbed over for the Japanese TV broadcast of “Knowing” in the other room, I can’t think of a better chance to share this recent gem.

Now, I know ya’ll have more or less given up on waiting for our favorite Fast and Furious bromance posts to resume, but I need a little warm up post before diving in. Small steps. As it is, I might pull a muscle uploading these guerillas.

So, without further A-doo, I give you the Japanese Lenny Dykstra:

How’s about that Fast 5 post, Benny?

He knows.