Devon Sawa: Redemption Song

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This picture represents a cautionary tale, one of unfulfilled promise. This is Devon Sawa, Canadian heart-throb, circa 2006. The early career success of Little Giants and Casper, all but a distant memory. Devon had by now settled for a bevy of direct to video features, all major motion picture offers had dried up. A lesser man would have called it quits. Devon Edward Sawa is not that man.

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The first thing he did was return to his beloved Canada, to rebuild his body. Armed with the physique of a Manitoban Junior Hockey league participant, he makes his return on the CW’s Nikita.

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Decked out in nothing but black GAP t-shirts and leather, he takes out chrome dome over here. Devon has spent extensive time working on his non verbal acting. Can’t you feel his intensity?

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Chromeo can, but Devon has bigger fish to fry.

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Devon takes another face for a spin. He’s really smoldering here.

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Sure, he’s looking older, but with age comes experience. This is a man ready for the world and all its challenges.

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In case you hadn’t noticed by now, Devon also visited an oral surgeon and got his teeth “fixed”. Sure they’re a little horsey, but you get used to them.

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Most people don’t know this, but your accuracy actually goes down while using a firearm with your eyes closed. Notice I said “your”, because Devon actually becomes 9% more accurate.

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Even the most fit of Canadian men, cannot look good in this position. Those are false chins ladies, no need to worry.

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The director asked Devon the best way to frame this shot, to which he replied “80% Sawa”.

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“So they’re going to add the baby Uzi in post?”

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For this face, Devon extensive studied Swarzenegger’s work in Predator. I’d say he’s captured the essence quite well.

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Let me just take a moment to celebrate Devon’s Nikita co-star Lyndsy Fonseca for this mid-speech stunner.

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“Hey, this is my post, I can do it too, see??”

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For a split second Devon thought he could one day play James Bond.

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Then he made this face.

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And this one.

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And another.

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Slow down Devon, you’re gonna hurt yourself!!

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“Nah brah, I can do this Allllllll day!!”

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Devon thinks we don’t believe him, so he’s gonna lay a symphony of grills at our feet.

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*Disbelief*

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*Restraint*

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*RAGE*

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*MLA*

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*Chicklet*

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*Self Satisfaction*

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*Kirk Douglas Face*

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*I love being me Face*

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*Doesn’t care enough to sit up straight Face*

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“Hello Miss Lady…” #BabyArms #Ducksuit #Permasmile

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Great to have you back, Devon…truthfully.

 

Your #1 Fan,

Boris

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  1. Oh Devon, what can I say? You’re looking like a broke ass Jeremy Renner dressed up as Daniel Craig.

    Let me rephrase: Jeremy Renner and Daniel Craig’s broke ass love child.

    Mad bombed out #ducksuit

    Comment by Matt — 2013.10.09 #

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