It’s been a while hasn’t it, Corey? Six long years. Only one thing left to do. RE-UP.

Let’s warm up with some quick jaw-flexing.

Hold that pose, Corey. It’ll come in handy later.

Okay, nice add in the shoulders. I still feel like you could go a little further.

Impressive, I didn’t think you could grimace any bigger, but you proved me wrong. It’s still missing something though. Not sure what.

Now we’re talking, make sure you can smooth take your sunglasses off and on without messing up your hair.

Now, look like an amalgamation of Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller, while showing off your fine veneer work.

Now take off those glasses and turn into 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey.

Dammit Corey, is there anything you can’t do?

You even had time to get a quick ab workout in while wearing sunglasses at night, indoors, dressed as Beat Takeshi.

Take it easy Corey, it was a compliment.

Wait, you’re behind bars right now?

Sunglasses at night must be a crime.

That makes more sense. It was obviously all a dream. Thanks for the memories, Corey Hart.

– Boris