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Fast Five – Part Four: Testosterone Rising

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Part four is here and its all about the boyzzz! Cars will be raced, beers will be drunk and chrome domes will clash, so lets get started.  We pick up on the gang keeping tabs on our man Hobbs. Hobbs seems to be in deep thought though. Perhaps wondering what he’s gonna do when his head inevitably grows too big for these types of portraits. Amputation is not an option.

It’s also not an option to say no to guest writing this post.  Nick is here to shed some more light and extra turtle wax on those chrome domes.  Get your sunglasses ready.

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Don’t be mistaken, you got to see Breakin’! Part 1

Meet Ozone (aka Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones), the funkiest and freshest streetdancer in LA. Him and his friend Turbo (aka Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers) are gonna stop, pop and lock their way into grill infamy! But before they do that, they have to break with the likes of Franco the dance instructor and rival streetdancers Electro Rock. So sit back and be prepared to get served….amazing grillz that is!

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Rise of the Franco

Another Red Carpet Grillmiere is upon us and this time its Franco’s turn to party. He didn’t come alone though. John Lithgow was there, as well as his growing cranium. Harry potter rivals Rupert Grint and Tom Felton showed too, proving that grills heal all wounds. So lets get right to it.

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Red Carpet Grillmiere: The Town

I’m officially constituting The Red Carpet Grillmiere post. I suggest we start posting red carpet grills, even if its just a couple at a time. Lucky for the The Town premiere, Jon Hamm was there, and per usual, was giving ample grill support. I mean the red carpet is where we can catch the stars at their most candid and in turn, their most grill worthy. Make me wonder why we haven’t started this earlier. Disclaimer: While posting I realized that these grillz might actually be from multiple different premieres, but for the same movie. So, don’t be dismayed when you see them wearing different clothes. I mean, we’re here for the grillz….right?

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These Grillz are from Sweden! Isn’t dat veird!?

So, maybe this needs an explanation. These are two dudes from Sweden who have a YouTube show called Ninja Moped. They show about 3 minutes of lego created stop motion animation based off your favorite NES games and then take the remaining 7 minutes or so to be eccentric and talk about trivia. To be honest, the show aint that great, besides the sweet lego stop motion. But don’t fret, I squeezed the very best grill potential from the first three episodes.

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