Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Flush!
I never know what I’m going to get with these, it’s like playing Russian Roulette with my eyes/common sense. Much like pre neck injury Peyton Manning I’m here for the big game. Much like his mouth breathing brother, I hope I show up for the clutch performance. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2015!
This year’s selection is the 2005 classic “Alone in the Dark”. I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that a video game?” Yes, yes it is, with the Bollerina it’s always a video game.
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Part 3 greets us with a solitary unnamed henchman, let’s call him Burro Lips (Louis Gonzaga). He looks so lonely in this world of perfectly evenly spaced furniture, I sure hope a friend comes by to say hi.
Seems like you’re looking a little lonely there too, Nick- so your old pal christoph is stopping by to keep the tradition going and guest-write along with you.
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Another Superbowl is upon us so you know what that means, I get to sink my teeth into another work of art by the Plopping Pugilist, Uwe “Toilet” Boll. After the overall crap fest that is House Of The Dead, I wanted to watch something with at least some actors in it. This year we will be checking out “In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2014!!!
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GoDaddy always delivers with their ads. This one, this work of art, this masterpiece, this frame was enough to make me lose it. In fact, it got me so good that I had to rush to my computer to re-watch it because I missed the entire spot due to a literal ROFLMAO.
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Welcome to the first annual Toilet Boll. Every year around the great American holiday of the Superbowl I will grill one of Uwe Boll’s magnum opuses. Most of his work is unwatchable (which is why I will only do this once a year) but since I’m jealous of Chris’s Malentine’s Day, I will suffer through this annually for the grill public. Without Further-a-do, I give you…TOILET BOLL 2013!
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In American Face-Off Round: 1 the winner was clearly Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale). Before he could raise his eyebrows in furrowed victory, I told legend of one man who could knock him off his oily faced pedestal. Yet, in spite of my endorsement of the challenger, there he sits exuding supreme confidence. He is emotionless, dare I say…plastic. But I digress, without further ado I give you the number one contender…