Fast Five – Part Four: Testosterone Rising

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Part four is here and its all about the boyzzz! Cars will be raced, beers will be drunk and chrome domes will clash, so lets get started.  We pick up on the gang keeping tabs on our man Hobbs. Hobbs seems to be in deep thought though. Perhaps wondering what he’s gonna do when his head inevitably grows too big for these types of portraits. Amputation is not an option.

It’s also not an option to say no to guest writing this post.  Nick is here to shed some more light and extra turtle wax on those chrome domes.  Get your sunglasses ready.

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Rise of the Franco

Another Red Carpet Grillmiere is upon us and this time its Franco’s turn to party. He didn’t come alone though. John Lithgow was there, as well as his growing cranium. Harry potter rivals Rupert Grint and Tom Felton showed too, proving that grills heal all wounds. So lets get right to it.

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Welcome to the exciting world of Keanu Reeves!

The chompers of Keanu Reeves.  If you stare at them long enough your eyes will orgasm.

When I hear the last name “Reeves” I think of Christopher Reeves, not Keanu.  The only difference I see between the two actors is that Christopher is Superman of Metropolis and Keanu is a Superman of the grills.  The actors have a lot in common, for example Christopher couldn’t feel anything below his neck and Keanu can’t feel anything above his neck.  That is the only explanation for the pain-inducing grills Keanu makes during… Johnny Mnemonic!

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Grillview Terrace

Meet Abel Turner (Samuel L. Jackson), local LAPD psychopath police officer.

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Alright, alright, alright…

Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) and Slater (Rory Cochrane) are in deep thought alright…alright, alright.

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100% Slither, 0% Fillion


Grant Grant (Michael Rooker) thinks that Nathan Fillion may be getting a little to much face time here at Grill Wilson. His movie Slither has more to offer than just Fillion, and he’s here to prove it. I know what you’re thinking…his name really is Grant Grant, I checked. Any movie with a double named character is fit for the full on grill analysis.

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