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Fast Five – Part Three: Damn Bro…


Part 3 greets us with a solitary unnamed henchman, let’s call him Burro Lips (Louis Gonzaga).  He looks so lonely in this world of perfectly evenly spaced furniture, I sure hope a friend comes by to say hi.

Seems like you’re looking a little lonely there too, Nick- so your old pal christoph is stopping by to keep the tradition going and guest-write along with you.

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“You had me?? You never had your car.”


Now I know you all think The Fast and the Furious is basically just car porn, but upon repeated viewings, I have determined what the series is really about.  Bromance.  Bromance is defined as:

1. The intense love shared between heterosexual males.
2. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye.

We most definitely will uncover both of those here.

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