Happy Belated Malentine’s Day! I know, I know, it’s a year late. You have my deepest apologies, and I hope you enjoy what I’ve finally cooked up for you: 1988’s Rambo III.
Meet Nic Cage, fresh out of the military and ready to spend some quality time catching up with his sweetheart. Please take careful note of his “I’m a chump” haircut. That thing’s going to change drastically in a minute here.
Let’s jump back to a time where your appearance could be summed up by your hairstyle, to a time where straight dudes wore earrings, to a little place not unlike Canada. I said jump, down on Jump Street.