How do I…..Say goodbye….to what we had??
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Fast Five – Part Three: Damn Bro…
Part 3 greets us with a solitary unnamed henchman, let’s call him Burro Lips (Louis Gonzaga). He looks so lonely in this world of perfectly evenly spaced furniture, I sure hope a friend comes by to say hi.
Seems like you’re looking a little lonely there too, Nick- so your old pal christoph is stopping by to keep the tradition going and guest-write along with you.
Fast and Furious: 2bros 2gether, again.
Y’all thought I forgot about my old faithful, the Fast Franchi$e, but I assure that I have not. This grill casserole has been in the oven for quite some time, its not loaded with peas and rice and shit, just pure unfiltered grill magic. Homeboy Campos (John Ortiz) is ready to get this show on the road. I myself am pretty much ready to get this show on the road. Let’s do this.
“I (still) owe you a ten-second car.”
Guess who’s back? Why none other than Dominic Toretto and and a rogues gallery of funny looking extras. The first post (well actually the second) was all about the bromance, but this one is just about crazy grills, all the way. I sincerely hope you are ready and not currently drinking anything.
“You had me?? You never had your car.”
Now I know you all think The Fast and the Furious is basically just car porn, but upon repeated viewings, I have determined what the series is really about. Bromance. Bromance is defined as:
1. The intense love shared between heterosexual males.
2. A form of male bonding and usually invisible to the naked eye.
We most definitely will uncover both of those here.