Happy Malentine’s Day 2016!

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Happy Malentine’s Day! And were it not Malentine’s Day, this post would have been titled “Grill Hard 2: Grill Harder”, of course. Naturally. Can we all just take a second to appreciate how brilliant that tagline is? Die Hard 2: DIE HARDER. So good. I don’t know who came up with that, but for now I’ll just assume it was Renny Harlin. I’m not even joking, I love that tagline. “Electric Boogaloo” is the only thing that even comes close, in my opinion, and I honestly don’t know which one is better. Probably “Die Harder”.

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Happy Malentine’s Day 2015!

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Happy Belated Malentine’s Day! I know, I know, it’s a year late. You have my deepest apologies, and I hope you enjoy what I’ve finally cooked up for you: 1988’s Rambo III.

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Toilet Boll 2014

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Another Superbowl is upon us so you know what that means, I get to sink my teeth into another work of art by the Plopping Pugilist, Uwe “Toilet” Boll.  After the overall crap fest that is House Of The Dead, I wanted to watch something with at least some actors in it.  This year we will be checking out “In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”.  Welcome to Toilet Boll 2014!!!
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Happy Malentine’s Day 2012!

The year: 1991.
The setting: Sunny California.
Weather conditions: Perfect.
Bromance Factor™: Sweltering.

In case you haven’t figured it out already, this year’s Malentine’s Day treat is brought to you by our friend Point Break. According to Wikipedia, the film was originally set to star Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen, with Ridley Scott directing. Lucky for us, that abomination never saw the light of day.

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Grill The Planet!!!

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Val & Earl: Dirt-bag Handymen

“Nobody handles garbage better than we do.”

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