Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Flush!
I never know what I’m going to get with these, it’s like playing Russian Roulette with my eyes/common sense. Much like pre neck injury Peyton Manning I’m here for the big game. Much like his mouth breathing brother, I hope I show up for the clutch performance. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2015!
This year’s selection is the 2005 classic “Alone in the Dark”. I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that a video game?” Yes, yes it is, with the Bollerina it’s always a video game.
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Welcome back, sports fans – it’s that time of year again. So sit back and relax, let’s get down to it. It’s gonna be a helluva fight. You got a great night of grillin’ tonight!
Continue reading Happy Malentine’s Day 2014!
Another Superbowl is upon us so you know what that means, I get to sink my teeth into another work of art by the Plopping Pugilist, Uwe “Toilet” Boll. After the overall crap fest that is House Of The Dead, I wanted to watch something with at least some actors in it. This year we will be checking out “In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2014!!!
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“Well Stu, I’ve gotta tell you, I had a lotta rough breaks out there, but I have a feeling in the end things are gonna go my way, huhuhuh yeaah.”
Continue reading Hard Times for Jeff Spicoli: Part One
Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) is a rich, nice, and all round good guy living in New York City who, because of his grill prowess, can’t help but strut around with supreme confidence. Here he is out the gates hitting us with a basic yet well cooked grill. Note how the perfectly aligned eyebrows go hauntingly well with the angled stripes of his shirt. The man can accessorize with his face! Brilliant!
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“Is THIS your card?”
Nope! This is Deadfall, from the year 1993. Say goodbye to Michael’s little Biehns, because this is the last you’re going to see of him.
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