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Toilet Boll 2015


Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Flush!

I never know what I’m going to get with these, it’s like playing Russian Roulette with my eyes/common sense.  Much like pre neck injury Peyton Manning I’m here for the big game.  Much like his mouth breathing brother, I hope I show up for the clutch performance.  Welcome to Toilet Boll 2015!

This year’s selection is the 2005 classic “Alone in the Dark”.  I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that a video game?”  Yes, yes it is, with the Bollerina it’s always a video game.

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Toilet Boll 2014


Another Superbowl is upon us so you know what that means, I get to sink my teeth into another work of art by the Plopping Pugilist, Uwe “Toilet” Boll.  After the overall crap fest that is House Of The Dead, I wanted to watch something with at least some actors in it.  This year we will be checking out “In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale”.  Welcome to Toilet Boll 2014!!!
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Toilet Boll 2013


Welcome to the first annual Toilet Boll.  Every year around the great American holiday of the Superbowl I will grill one of Uwe Boll’s magnum opuses.  Most of his work is unwatchable (which is why I will only do this once a year) but since I’m jealous of Chris’s Malentine’s Day, I will suffer through this annually for the grill public.  Without Further-a-do, I give you…TOILET BOLL 2013!

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