Ready! Set! Hut! Hut! Flush!
I never know what I’m going to get with these, it’s like playing Russian Roulette with my eyes/common sense. Much like pre neck injury Peyton Manning I’m here for the big game. Much like his mouth breathing brother, I hope I show up for the clutch performance. Welcome to Toilet Boll 2015!
This year’s selection is the 2005 classic “Alone in the Dark”. I know what you’re thinking, “Isn’t that a video game?” Yes, yes it is, with the Bollerina it’s always a video game.
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Part 3 greets us with a solitary unnamed henchman, let’s call him Burro Lips (Louis Gonzaga). He looks so lonely in this world of perfectly evenly spaced furniture, I sure hope a friend comes by to say hi.
Seems like you’re looking a little lonely there too, Nick- so your old pal christoph is stopping by to keep the tradition going and guest-write along with you.
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Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) is a rich, nice, and all round good guy living in New York City who, because of his grill prowess, can’t help but strut around with supreme confidence. Here he is out the gates hitting us with a basic yet well cooked grill. Note how the perfectly aligned eyebrows go hauntingly well with the angled stripes of his shirt. The man can accessorize with his face! Brilliant!
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The year: 1991.
The setting: Sunny California.
Weather conditions: Perfect.
Bromance Factor™: Sweltering.
In case you haven’t figured it out already, this year’s Malentine’s Day treat is brought to you by our friend Point Break. According to Wikipedia, the film was originally set to star Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen, with Ridley Scott directing. Lucky for us, that abomination never saw the light of day.
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Meet Ozone (aka Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones), the funkiest and freshest streetdancer in LA. Him and his friend Turbo (aka Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers) are gonna stop, pop and lock their way into grill infamy! But before they do that, they have to break with the likes of Franco the dance instructor and rival streetdancers Electro Rock. So sit back and be prepared to get served….amazing grillz that is!
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Welcome to Roll Bounce. It’s no secret that I love this movie, and guess what? It loves us back, baby. That’s right. Maybe my love for it stems from the countless hours I spent in my local roller rink growing up. Or maybe it’s the multitude of grills strewn across this film. If I were a betting man, I’d put my money on both!
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